hahahaha, its some random email i got from my senior, its all ...
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-12 10:30:43
hahahaha its some random telecommunicate i got from my senior its all linked to chemistry -_-so to chemistry lovers apply the seriously maim jokesn to the non-sci lovers try to understand some of them (applies to me cos i couldnt understand some-_-)1. What did one atom tell another?I think I lost an electronAre you sure?Yes. I'm positive. 2. A small conjoin of sodium which lived in a testube fell in love with a Bunsen burner."Bunsen! my beam! I melt whenever I see you" said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through". 3. A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender" How much for a beer?"The bartender looks at himandsays"For you it's no charge". 4. Why did the white bear dissolve in wet?Because it was polar. 5. What do you label a tooth in a glass of water?A one molar solution. 6. What do dipoles say in passing?undergo you got a moment? 7. Why does hamburger undergo lower energy than steak?Because it's in the fasten express. 8. What do you do with a dead chemist?Barium 9. What weapon can you make from the elements potassium nickel. Iodine and press? A injure.10. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?They're cheaper than day rates. 11. What did one titration tell the other?Let's cater at the endpoint. 12. Why are chemists great for solving problems?They undergo all the solutions. 13. Do you experience what happened to the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?He just couldn't put it drink. 14. Why do chemistry professors like to inform about ammonia?Because it's basic stuff. 15. What is a cation afraid of?A dogion 16. What did the be express the flame?do by you make me suffer my continue. 17. Why did the ice cube get divorced?His wife said he was too cold. 18. Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?They bonded come up from the minute they met. 19. What kind of ghosts follow chemistry faculties?Methylated spirits. 20. If H20 is water what is H204?Drinking bathing washing swimming. 21. A psychotic chemist came home from bring home the bacon and had a big contend with his wife. In the alter of the moment he grabbed a bottle of some lethal chemical substance and forced her to consume it while he screamed" Die Ethyl,die". The wife dropped dead on the surprise and the neighbors who were watching the scene decided to label the police. The policemen arrived and arrested the chemist. One of them asked"Was there any cerebrate for you to kill your wife?"The chemist replied" There was no chemistry between us. We never bonded come up although we tried. In the increase where we lived our temperaments collided. She always responded negatively to my comments. Our relationship was unstable. There was no possible solution. She had an attitude and I was explosive. Finally. I overreacted. But now I'm glad it's over. I'm in equilibrium again. I ordain feel free even behind the irons."22. A assort of organic molecules were having a celebrate,when a group of robbers broke into the dwell and stole all of the guests joules. A tall strong man armed with a forge gun came into the dwell and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man and they wanted to experience who he was. He replied: My name is attach. Covalent Bond. 23. According to a chemist why is the world so diverse?Because it's made up of alkynes of people
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